Some of you may not know this, but Neil Gaiman said in response to a fan question on tumblr that a flashback that didn't make it in had both Crowley AND Aziraphale female presenting, so I present to you, the ineffable wives.
P.S not my art!!
You cannot tell me that they wouldn't have 10 cats
Your honour, THAT'S GAY
OBJECTION! it's just true
What do you think?