*aziraphale as head archangel asking muriel on a call*
Azi: “So uh.. muriel.. how’s Crowley?”
Muriel: “Well..”
Crowley upstairs: *do you remember the rain playing* *tear stained face* “do you remember the rain angel? Do you remember the F-ING RAIN WHEN I FELL FOR YOU IN THE GARDEN?!” *Punches wall + Angry sobbing*
Muriel: “He’s.. not doing so good”
Azi: “Oh.. I see..”
*wasted summers playing* *yell singing* “I WASTED 6000 YEARS TRYIN TO HOLD ON YOUR HAND” *Throws tv out the window + smashes glass*
Azi: “Oh my, what was that?”
Muriel: “The window again..”
Azi: “Again?!”
*crowley yelling out the broken window angrily* “AHHHHHRGGG” *power outage* *breaks down in sobs again*
*muriel in the dark*
Muriel: “There’s the power again”
Azi: “…”
Muriel: “…”
Crowley: “WHERES THE MERLOT MURIEL!”
Muriel: “you drank it all…”
Crowley: “ACK DAMN IT”
*awkward silence*
Muriel: “Please come back.”
(Merlot is a red wine)
